PENDING APPLICATION – HR DESK

Official Girlfriend Application

Position Applied For: girlfriend|Department: Relationships

APPLICATIONS OPEN

Start with the shared basics, then show how you communicate, what you enjoy, and what mutual effort looks like in your real life. This is a conversation starter with a polished little application number—not an audition for perfection.

18+ only. Answer honestly. Humor is encouraged; deception is not particularly helpful to either department.

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SECTION 1

Candidate Information

Age recommended

Choose an exact age or 18+ if you prefer not to share your age.

Where are you from? (city/state or general area is plenty) recommended

Current relationship status recommended

Do you have children? recommended

No Yes Prefer to discuss privately

Pets / animals in your life? recommended

What do you do for work—or what fills your days right now?

Tobacco use recommended

Yes — smoke Yes — vape No

Drug use recommended

Yes Occasionally 420 friendly No

Alcohol use recommended

Daily Occasionally Socially Rarely No

SECTION 2

How to Reach Me

How would you prefer the person you’re applying to contact you? recommended

Text message Phone call Email Instagram DM Facebook Messenger Snapchat WhatsApp Other

Best contact information for that method recommended

Best time to contact you

Anytime Morning Afternoon Evening Weekdays Weekends No preference

SECTION 3

Position & Intentions

What are you genuinely looking for right now? recommended

A serious relationship Dating with potential Something casual Still figuring that out

How do you prefer exclusivity to happen? recommended

Talk about it directly I will ask you I’d rather you ask me Let it develop naturally, then talk I prefer exclusivity early I am not looking for exclusivity

How do you feel about marriage someday? recommended

I definitely want legal marriage someday I want the husband/wife kind of commitment, but the paperwork is not important to me I would happily live as husband/wife without the paperwork and might consider legal marriage later I am open to legal marriage with the right person, but it is not a requirement I want a lifelong committed partnership, but I do not want legal marriage I do not want marriage or a spouse-style commitment

Do you personally want children or more children in the future? recommended

Yes, definitely Maybe / open to it No, I do not want any/more children I am unsure

How do you feel about dating someone who already has children? recommended

Completely comfortable with it Comfortable and open to being part of a blended family Open to it, but I would want to take that role slowly It depends on the situation / ages I would prefer a partner without children I am not comfortable helping raise someone else’s children

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Life, Hobbies & Future

What hobbies, interests, or things can you happily lose a few hours doing? recommended

A completely free day with no obligations sounds best spent… recommended

Choose up to 2.

Home, cozy & recharging Outside / exploring Working on a hobby or project Road trip or spontaneous adventure With friends or family A little self-care / doing absolutely nothing 😌 Something else

Your social battery is usually… recommended

Very social — people energize me Social in the right setting A mix of people time and alone time Mostly introverted / homebody Depends heavily on the week

What are some hopes or dreams you genuinely want to experience in your life? recommended

What are your long-term life goals? recommended

If life goes well, what does your everyday life look like 5–10 years from now? recommended

How much adventure do you want in normal life? recommended

Give me spontaneous plans and new places A good mix of adventure and routine Mostly routine with occasional adventures I am happiest close to home

SECTION 5

Communication & Conflict

Your normal communication style is closest to… recommended

I text throughout the day A few meaningful check-ins Mostly evenings I am not a big texter

You get a message while you are genuinely busy. What happens? recommended

Quick “busy, I’ll text you later” Reply when I can Usually forget and remember hours later Depends who is texting 😅

During a disagreement, what works best for you? recommended

Talk it through right away Give me a little space, but reassure me we’re still okay Take a short break and agree when we’ll come back to it I need a lot of space before I can talk I tend to shut down and need help reopening the conversation It depends on the issue

If your partner says something you did hurt them, your first move is usually… recommended

Listen and try to understand Apologize and talk it through Explain what I meant first I can get defensive, but I am working on it

If a disagreement cannot be resolved right away, what is a healthy next step for you? recommended

Pause and agree when we will return to it Take time to cool down, then check in Reassure each other and revisit it later Keep talking until we have a plan, even if feelings need more time It depends; I would decide together

What has a past relationship taught you about how you show up as a partner?

SECTION 6

Trust, Boundaries & Accountability

Which statement sounds most like you? recommended

I would rather tell an uncomfortable truth I sometimes avoid hard conversations I need time before I can be fully honest It depends on the situation

Contact with exes is… recommended

None Only when necessary Strictly child-related / co-parenting only Friendly / occasional A normal part of my life

What boundaries around close friendships help both partners feel trusted and respected? recommended

Friendships are healthy; honesty and respect matter most Talk through boundaries together and revisit them as needed One-on-one friendships are fine; secrecy or flirting would concern me I prefer clearer boundaries around one-on-one friendships I am not sure; I would want to discuss it together

What approach to phone privacy and openness feels healthy to you? recommended

Each person has privacy; trust does not require device access Share access only by mutual choice, never pressure Share passcodes for convenience, without checking on each other Talk openly about concerns instead of checking devices I am not sure; decide together

How jealous are you, realistically? recommended

Very rarely A little, but I communicate Moderately I can be pretty jealous

Can you apologize without immediately adding “but you…”? recommended

Yes Usually I am working on that I already feel attacked by this question 😂

SECTION 7

Real Life & Responsibility

Your money style is closest to… recommended

Saver / planner Balanced Spender, but bills get paid Financial organization is a work in progress

How would you describe your credit situation right now? recommended

Excellent Good Fair Currently rebuilding Was recently good/strong until a major life event or unexpected hardship I’ve had ongoing credit problems I don’t know my score Prefer not to say

If your credit has taken a hit, which best describes why?

Major medical or life event Divorce or relationship change Job or income loss Young / no established credit yet Past financial mistakes I’m actively fixing Ongoing difficulty managing money Other / prefer to discuss

Is there any criminal history a serious partner should know about? recommended

No Yes — I’ll give a little context below Yes — I’d rather discuss it personally

Criminal history context

Your normal level of clean is… recommended

Very tidy — everything has a place Generally clean Clean enough to be comfortable I prefer clean, but I rarely get it 😩 Organized chaos I clean in motivated bursts Clutter does not bother me much Someone should probably send help

“Plan a date” means… recommended

Pick the place, time, and details and make it happen Plan a surprise around things I know they like Come up with 2–3 solid options and let them choose Plan it together as a team Ask what they feel like doing, then handle the details Keep it spontaneous and figure it out as we go Say “I’m easy, whatever you want” until it plans itself

Ideal weekend? recommended

Home and cozy Out doing something Friends / social plans A mix

Could you relocate someday for the right relationship or shared plan? recommended

Yes Possibly Probably not No

SECTION 8

Connection & Affection

How affectionate are you? recommended

Very affectionate Moderately affectionate More private about affection Not naturally very affectionate

What helps you feel cared for? (Choose up to two.)

Choose up to 2.

Words and reassurance Quality time Physical affection Acts of service Thoughtful gifts Consistency / follow-through Being checked on and remembered

Your partner is having an awful day. What is your instinct? recommended

Listen and let them vent Ask whether they want comfort, solutions, or space Try to fix the problem Bring food / comfort and stay close Distract them and make them laugh Take something off their plate Give them space but check in later Other

SECTION 9

Self Evaluation

Rate yourself honestly. HR will compare notes 😂

Rate your communication in a relationship. recommended

Rate your loyalty. recommended

Rate your patience. recommended

Rate your romantic effort. recommended

Rate your consistency — do your actions usually match your words? recommended

Rate your cooking skills. recommended

SECTION 10

Practical Skills

Can you change your own oil? recommended

Yes No I could learn / need a refresher

Rate your general mechanic skills. recommended

Rate your construction and home-repair skills. recommended

SECTION 11

Extremely Important Research

I say, “I do not want fries.” What is your next move? recommended

Order extra fries anyway Respect the statement literally Offer one final chance before ordering Protect my fries with my life

How long may a dirty dish legally remain in the sink? recommended

Immediately handled Same day Until tomorrow There are laws now?

We have to assemble complicated furniture together. What happens? recommended

We read the instructions like adults I take charge We wing it and hope This relationship may not survive IKEA

The bedroom thermostat situation should be… recommended

Cold enough to require blankets Warm and cozy Somewhere reasonable in the middle Separate blankets and ongoing negotiations

On a road trip, who controls the music? recommended

Driver has final authority Passenger is the official DJ We build the playlist together Podcasts / audiobooks, please We will absolutely fight about this

The shopping cart after unloading groceries… recommended

Always goes to the cart return Usually goes back unless the weather is awful If the corral is close enough I suddenly feel judged by this application

There is one perfect serving of leftovers in the fridge. What happens? recommended

Ask before eating it Split it Whoever gets there first wins I leave it for you because I am obviously marriage material

We are clearly lost. Your move? recommended

Immediately use maps Keep driving because I can fix this Ask a human for directions Pretend this was a scenic route all along

How many times may an alarm be snoozed before it becomes a relationship issue? recommended

Zero. Get up. Once or twice Three to five is perfectly normal The alarm and I are in a toxic relationship

Movie-night snacks are… recommended

Sweet Salty Both — obviously A full meal somehow

SECTION 12

Final Interview

What is one green flag you genuinely bring to a relationship? recommended

What’s one relationship habit or red flag you’re aware of in yourself—and what are you doing about it?

Final statement: why should this application make it past initial review? recommended

SECTION 13

Position-Specific Questions

What does being a girlfriend mean to you in the unglamorous Tuesday moments? recommended

How do you speak up about your needs before resentment builds? recommended

What does mutual effort look like in the way you date and build a relationship? recommended

I confirm I am at least 18 years old.

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